People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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