we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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