i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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