So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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