Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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