Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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