Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm at about main and main street
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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