My balls are so social today.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
do nipples grow back?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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