no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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