I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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