Just cropdusted the office
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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