Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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