You surviving the open bar?
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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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