we're blogging at a bar
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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