Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Randomize
