It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's shark week go big or go home
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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