He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
