well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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