I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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