Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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