so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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