This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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