sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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