He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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