Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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