Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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