But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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