Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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