is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize