Is it because I queefed?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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