Dual....:-)
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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