She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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