He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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