I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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