I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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