Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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