Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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