Where is the hickey?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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