OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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