literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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