This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Who died my cat blue again?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Randomize
