Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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