Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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