love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Floor bacon is actually really good
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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