just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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