I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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