So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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