The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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