Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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