Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
lol hangovers are for mortals.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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