he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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