She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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