I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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